The saga continues...

Ok, so she asked if she could call to ask me questions about the computer and how to use certain programs. That would not be a problem. She started calling my house again at 8:59 a.m. today. She is essentially calling to complain. She doesn't remember how to tilt them monitor - my god, you just put your hands on it and move it. She wants to know if I could sell the monitor on ebay, so that she can get another kind that will be safer on her neck. I have no idea what type of monitor would be safer for her neck. The next phone message left was after she spoke to the man that helped her purchase her Mac five years ago who informed her that the reason her e-mail is moving slowly is because I did not purchase a computer with enough RAM. She HAS NOT INSTALLED ANY ADDITIONAL programs on her new computer. She is only using the e-mail program at this time. Her e-mail gets to her slowly, because she has DIAL-UP. I do not know how else to explain this to her. I am losing whatever patience I had left. If she leaves another psychotic message, I am going to call and explain that she is upsetting my stomach with the stress that she is putting me under and that she is calling to complain and not ask questions about how to use the computer. She is asking if she needs to add memory to a new computer that she hasn't even installed ANYTHING on yet. It takes a lot to make me angry, but I am definitely at the point of confrontation. One more phone call, and I am going to leave her a message that I cannot handle dealing with her any further. I have never seen someone with such nerve. If she wanted a $1000 computer, she should have given me a larger budget to work within - I personally do not buy cheaper computers. I don't buy cheap computers or cheap make-up - everything else is negotiable. You have to have your priorities ;)